Ella Apodaca

Hey Tossers!  Check this out!  We finally got a chick who    knows what the hell she’s talking about in the world of “Gaming”.  Meet the latest Tosser…or should I say “Tosserette”?

Ella Apodaca was born in a small, cramped white room somewhere north of the Mexican border.  Though at the time (and for quite a few months afterward), she was much too small to pick up the controller of any game system, she eyed the shelves of games sitting next to her mother’s television, watching, waiting for the one day she could strike.  That day came sooner than she could have imagined, in the form of a majestic arcade game tucked away in the corner of a sleazy movie theater.  Reaching from her mother’s baby sling, Ella grabbed the controls, and from then on, was completely hooked.

Years later, Ella still enjoys grabbing things, squealing and skulking in sleazy theaters, but, now has her own shelf of video games to eye.   She is also lucky enough to have a trio of other ultra nerds to share stories of success and defeat with, and to yell at when they try and scare her (note:  dark rooms, scary games, and a jumpy Ella can and often does equal a punch in the face).  She still lives somewhere north of the Mexican border (most of the time, at least), and when not playing video games, tends to sell them to unsuspecting children, like some sort of video game crack dealer.