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“Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever” Grossly Sucks!

Alright so all of you know how I feel about the direct to DVD franchise. Well this movie further proves my point on the low budget, bad acting and an unforgivable genre of movie making. The newest movie that has stolen the very innocence of horror films would be the newly released “ Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever” . It stars Rider Strong, Noah Segan, and Alexi Wasser. You may remember the actor Rider Strong from the ABC series Boy Meets World, he played the character of Shawn Hunter. The other actors and actresses, I really have no idea what they have been in, hence the low budget of the film.

Ok, so we all remember the original, super gross but awesome hit Cabin Fever. Well, when you see this movie, you need to totally forget everything that happened in the first movie. This movie revolves around a water company who delivers bottled water that is infected with the rash and skin decaying diseased toxins to a local town in the middle of nowhere . The high school in the town decides to use the bottled water to mix with sugar and make punch for their high school prom. Now, the weird thing is not the fact that they drink that sh*t, it’s the fact that they show an incredibly obese ( I’m talking about a girl who is well over 300 lbs) teenager getting it on with the number one jock of the school, in a pool. Yeah, they show EVERYTHING! I was utterly grossed out. I mean, come on, who the hell wants to see that?!?! The story really just goes downhill from there. They drink the punch and they start dying, very rapidly I might add. Honestly, this movie does suck, and I mean if you’re into watching skin falling off and a movie that doesn’t really have any plot line what so ever, then this movie is for you. But for you horror fans, this movie is a letdown. I’m sorry Tossers, I just do not agree with this film.

You are probably wondering about the TnA in this movie, and I do have good news. There are quite a few scenes in this movie with boobies abound, but nothing to really gloat about, honestly it’s a waste of time. I’d say download it, but that would be illegal wouldn’t it? Well, all of you movie loving SOB’s know what I’m talking about and you know where to get it. So, don’t waste your money on this movie, I’m literally saving you about $20, go buy a porn or something that will be worth your watch. Oh and on a scale of 1 to suck, IT SUCKS! It gets a 0/5 stars from me. Do Not Waste Your Time Seeing This Movie.