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Who is the “Red Hulk”?

Who is the Red Hulk? That was a question that was on mine and everyone’s mind for quite some time. This was an intriguing new character that was introduced in the Hulk series, someone who murdered the original Abomination. His secret identity seemed to be the big mystery and the driving force behind the plot. Like a wad of money attached to a string I followed fervently. Waiting for me in this comic was not the reward of a great story or something truly interesting, but a strong and powerful kick to the nuts.

The original pull of the comic was “Who is the Red Hulk?” That’s what got me in, and that’s what they been using every single issue to string people along. The identity mystery was one half of the story, the other half was the Rulk (Red Hulk…. Ugh…) beating up a new famous Marvel character in almost every issue. This does not make a remotely good story. And like I said before, it felt like a Rulk-sized kick to the groin.

The amount of cheese in the lines is blatantly apparent. I’ve included several images that show off the brilliant dialogue from the Hulk comics. It seems that no matter what, the characters are two dimensional and they spout the corniest BS. If you don’t believe me, move yourself to the image of the Hulk punching the Rulk while exclaiming “Hulk fought for love, you fought for hate, Hulk SMASH HATE!” I think I rest my case.

The amount of BS that has spawned from the comic will forever mark a horrible black stain in Hulk history. The art is pretty good, though it didn’t save this comic. Perhaps the best thing that has come out of all of this is the Red She-Hulk. Because God knows we need more huge-breasted scantily clad women in Marvel. I was not being sarcastic, I seriously think they need to do this more often. It would make for a better story than the tripe they have now…

*POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT!!!*

PS: I looked up Red Hulk on Marvel Universe. Think Wikipedia, but on Marvel crack. Two results came up. The mysterious Red Hulk was one. The other was some no name old Hulk villain named Glenn Talbot. Wow, congratulations to Marvel on keeping with the mystery. Geez…

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